Today at the post office I overheard this conversation between the clerk and a elderly female patron.
Patron: who do I make this check out to?
Clerk: USPS, but the next one make it out to "Randy" (the clerk's name)
Patron: Oh goodness, that was my last check, but I would have been generous.
Clerk: Keep talkin' like that and I will follow you home!
Patron: oh my, I have a fiance' ! I am engaged to Jesus!
I have had two earthly husbands and I am done with teaching!
Elderly Male Patron standing in line: so, you lookin' for a Spiritual Man.
This made my day, my week and I hope to never forget the wise words of this woman.